incipient:

My favourite line from Reichenbach. 

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

cloysterbell:

I’m sure this has been done a thousand times, but I don’t care. 

Last panel stolen lovingly from Kate Beaton. 

parrotworm:

oneay | ieropercent:

if you say that you never went through a high school musical phase then you are lying

#we’re all in this together

istehlurvz:

You know how frustrated you get when your parent’s or grandparents try to use the computer?

Tony’s got it about x73208ur590325 times worse.

Headcannon: Steve types like John.

swedishproblems:

toodrunktodream

katyisimmoral:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 45 year old Chevrolet on a tv show.

cumberbitchsandwich:

subterranean-homesick-blues:

Posted on one of my other Tumblr accounts but I’m deleting it.

So here it goesss.

I need to draw more.

buh.

—— I trieeed to make it look like Sherlock was hunched over kind of, trying to reach John, but it doesn’t look like it and I’m sad.

Love this.

tealbluestatic:

gettheeacamelry:

Things Benedict does in Fortysomething: Wear awesome pajamas.

Episode 4

I’m reveling in the fact that all four Slippery men are adept in Derpface.
I mean, really. LOOK AT THE DERPITUDE. LOOK AT IT. 

hiraeddsidhe:

ssjellybean:

inspectahradio:

frikadeller:

Started a company with Thor

I wonder what kind of company it is 8Da

Crashed a party with the Hulk

My kind of party =u=

Being stalked by Hawkeye. o3o

Crashed a party with the Hulk. Huh, I think that’d be awesome.

I went on a date with Loki. Yes please.

loki-cat:

#eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

#*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

This is so accurate it fucking hurts.